[quote=@Atrophy]
I wish I could pretend to be hip and mature and cool by grabbing one of the many fantastically dope lines from [@Rockette]'s intro, but I have to go with this because it made me smile:

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I fear the day when I grow up.
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Gotta say that was a close contender for me.