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Rejoice! Rejoice my people, for these days which are upon us are indeed glorious days. We have taken a mighty, mighty step forward. The world knows it not, but we have, on this day, sealed our fate as a future power to be reckoned with. They know it not, but soon shall they know, and soon shall they see the might of the mighty and the strength of the strong! From the free, untainted Caspian Sea to the borders of China, up from the clear, eternal Aral Sea and the border with the Rus down to the Hindu Kush, our mighty nation is more united than it has been in centuries! The descendants of Cyrus and old Persia, of Saman and the Samanids, of our Great Father Timur and the Timurids, we stand today, defying all who doubted our might, prepared to regain the reigns of power and lead our people, all the peoples of Central Asia, back to glory and power and progress, we shall no longer be Afghanistan, for we were never Afghans. Each of us should be Timur! We are all Timurs! And this is Timuristan!

I tell you, we have had enough stagnation, enough worthless wars and infighting, enough crimes against God and His prophet and His people here in Muslim Asia. Indeed, our greatest defeat was never at the hands of other people, but at the hands of the hypocrites and liars and thieves and criminals amongst us. Remember the words of the Most High when he did say in His holy book, of those hypocrites: "They are the enemy, so beware of them." (Qur'an, 63:4)

So listen well and heed my words and beware the hypocrites who spread strife and mischief among us. Their ways are indeed most subtle and most deceptive, making it so that what is good appears evil and what is evil appears good. Even today as our great Emirate attempts to shake off the shackles of pagan cultures and traditions, we find them lashing at all which is good and holding onto the evil. Look at how our men have become women! These Timurs who should be wielding picks and uncovering the riches of our bountiful lands or plowing the earth, look at how readily they become women in textile factories! Sewing and folding dresses and cloth. Indeed, the ways of the hypocrites are most stunning, to make women of good, faithful Timurs. I tell you this, so be not deceived by those who whisper lies and stir up corruption; the textile industry is only Halal for women! And only those men who would like to be women and be flung into the hell-fire for acting as such will continue such unmanly work.

Women of Timuristan! If your husband has been deceived by those who create corruption, then warn them and be their guide and religious compass, do as a friend and lover would. Did not the mother of the believers, the wife of our holy prophet, command men and work in politics and give in charity? Was she not the equal of any man!? And woe! Woe! Woe to him who denies this! Woe to those who have sold their true faith for paganism! Timuristan, as a true Muslim nation, shall not stand for its men and women to be ignorant of their faith, listen to the wise, enlightened scholars who know the truth, and listen not to the hypocrites, study the words of God and of the prophet and of the great scholars of our past. May enlightenment reach all who wish for it, and damnation fall on all who corrupt it!

The Emirate of Afghanistan is no more, today we are Timurs, and this the Emirate of Timuristan!

[i]Habibullah Khan, By the Will and Might of the Most High, Amir of the Emirate of Timuristan, Repossessor of the Two Seas, Khan of the Tribes[/i][/centre]

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Sisters! Women of Timuristan! How can you bear to be slighted and scorned as you have been? Your God-given rights have been torn from your arms by those heinous fiends and devils who do not wish to see you stand tall once more. They fear you! They know your power and your strength, they fear your abilities and your God-given gifts! Has not the One true God given you many examples of the might of women in his Holy Scriptures? Look within and you will see the wonders which have been hidden beneath centuries of pagan traditions, hidden away by those same hypocrites and criminals your blessed Amir Habibullah warned you of. See you not the Queen of Sheba, who ruled over a land where none would accept a sovereign but her? Every man came to her a slave, and she his master! In her is an example for you, if you but understood!

Just as every man of us must be as our Great Father Timur was, so must every woman among us be as the Queen of Sheba. Soraya, the wife of our good nephew, Amanullah Khan, the son of your Amir, is an example of a woman who has looked upon the Queen of Sheba and known her place. Not as a slave to the hypocrites and liars, but as a true educated Muslim woman, a graduate of Oxford University and nothing less - perhaps the greatest educational institute in the world! So when they force you from your rightful place in the workplace, when they force you back into the house as if you were a slave, know that you are in the the right and that the Mighty One is with you when you fight back! Do not fear the hypocrites, for they fear you, let them not break your free and dignified spirit. Be as tigresses! You are all our Queens, and it is not seemly for our Queens to be crushed beneath the heels of those who do evil! 

Deception is their weapon! Remember that well, and when you think what I speak is blasphemous, it is then that you know the greatness of their deception, and may you then be enlightened. The blessings of the most high upon you, and peace and prosperity.

[i]Shahzada Nasrullah Khan of the Emirate of Timuristan, Commander-in-Chief of the Army, President of the State Council, Overseer of Beyt al Mal[/i][/centre]