Migrating the templating system right now to a better and faster one.

Really hard to test without real data, so I just pushed my progress live, hence the big blue alert box up top. I'll debug issues on the production server. :newlol

For example, the user profile page doesn't work. [s]#fixing[/s] #fixed

My :airquoteprocess:airquote is to keep clicking around to find and fix breakage. 

If you find any "INTERNAL ERROR" pages, lemme know.