Holy cracker jacks, did someone mention East Academy?!

Boy howdy, is that a fun story...

...That I will not tell in the OOC thread because I wouldn't want us to get off-topic here.

But if any of you ARE interested in hearing a tale of hubris, betrayal, and an army of infinite magic ghost aliens, I'm more than happy to give a dramatic retelling of one of my favourite train wrecks of all time over PMs.