[quote=@Rockette]
<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>

Of course he didn't, SOLDIER snatched him up and now he has to endure their peppy little golden mascot. 


[/quote]

[quote=@Hellis]
I maintain my KainXEverybody ship. 

But I will make an exeption for Akward!JohnXBubbly!Evangelyn
[/quote]

NO. STOP. NO. I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. I MEAN JOHN. TOTALLY.