I don't think I write at an advanced enough level to be your partner, but I just wanted to stop in and let you know that this plot is hilarious! I'm on my mobile in a room full of people and when I read this I just started cackling like a mad woman. I seriously think some of them are scared of me now.

Anyways, like I said, just wanted to let you know that this is the best. I hope you find someone to play it with you!