[quote=@Wade Wilson]
<Snipped quote by Kefka Palazzo>

And John will drag his Saboutering ass out of it and shove him into the ground at the Eagle's feet, cover him in bird feed, then go back and sit [i]his[/i] smooth ass in the behemoth himself.
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And while they're eating the seed, the rest can strike!  Brilliant!! Flying beasties successfully grounded!