[quote=@AuntFlavia] how dare this person on the internet tell me a white lie Honesty is an overrated virtue, especially when it pisses people off and causes more trouble than it's worth. Show her City Hall and you get a hummer as a bonus. Scenic vistas earn a rim job. [/quote] The key is to end the tour at some particularly attractive parking lot and tell her that the kids call it "Cumgarglers point"