[quote=@Raxacoricofallapatorius]
Which is ironic because I try (kinda) to be a nonconformist. 

Like dad, if I was conforming I'd bleach my hair blonde, wear yoga pants, take pictures of my food instead of eating it, and indiscriminately tweet #blessed.

Do u feel me spam
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Being nonconformist is conformist nowadays. I.e. hipster culture