[@Anndgrim] *raises eyebrow* am i the only one who finds it ironic coming from the guy who had his recluse barbarian character speak with the eloquence of english literature professor? Can't have it both ways grimmy. So i'll leave it up to myself as the creator of this world to decide what goes and what doesn't. And in the case of this particular metaphor - I say it goes. *flies away on a majestic GM dragon*