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[@NuttsnBolts] thanks for the advice, I'll do my very best. However I will be unable to use a picture, as I primarily use this website on my phone, and I have no idea how to pop in pictures
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That's fair enough. 
Pretty much everything here is able to be placed in BB code, so using an [noparse][img]image URL[/img][/noparse] is how we achieve it.