ALRIGHT time to get to my mundane life of CRIME >:D
Gotta case this bitch out. Yeaaaah. Some nice lookin' dives just sittin up on this hill yo. So let's go, sticky finga's are ze WINNA'S YAH!

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Hmm. Filin' this store in my head for later use. Maybe seduce the shopkeeper, huehuehueh 

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Now these places look like some rich mofo be livin' here. Gonna case these beoches out, know wha-aimean yo? Yeah that's right. Gonna sneak in, thief in the night. Ninja Succubus. NINJABUS!!!!

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Well this is what I'm talkin' about!!! A CHEST! What lies in this chest?! SURELY a small fortune. Jewels. Priceless artifacts. Books containing the most powerful secret spells with POWER ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE WORLD A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!!!!! Oh, the possibilites. OH WHAT THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WOOD AND IRON MUST HOLD WITHIN!!!!

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Or...Or it could hold [s]a creepy as fucking doll that needs to be shoved up Alduin's flaming asshole[/s] a doll and...9 gold. Well then. I mean. It COULD have held that other stuff. *cough*

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Heey, looks like my luck has slightly shifted. Something of actual *value.* In a clearly rich persons house. It's about time something made sense >>

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Now to just make my way o--oh. O my. Um. Hi there big guy. What um. What ya doin' there buuuuuudy. Just gonna. Inch my way out that door now. You'll forget I was in here right? Yeah you will cause you have [s]a brain the size of a pea because of all the steroids you must have been taking to get muscles like that[/s] such big muscles that look like they could crush a small dragon into powder. But you're nice. Cuz. Yeah. You are. Bye.

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Well, considering I had less than 100 gold coming in, not a bad haul. I mean, I almost got vaporized by a trapping Nord's icy glare, but hey, was all worth it. In the end. Right? 

>> I hope said Nord doesn't come visit me in my room tonight. I think he could even make a demon scream ;-;

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