ALrighty! Woke up from a night of sleep and am ready to GO! Incidentally this is day 3, so no matter what I am doing or where I am at, I have to change into a Succubus at midnight!!! The transformation Will last from midnight until 0500, where I must either stay out of the town or get mauled by everyone >> ANYWAY with that fun ahead, lets eat something. Wait, JOB? Chopping wood? DO I LOOK like a woodcutter to you? Screw you lady, gimme some mead and food and I'll be gone! [img]http://c83.imgup.net/ScreenShot4cd1.jpg[/img] Hmmm. It's like 5 in the morning and pouring rain. Looking about, I DON'T think Whiterun is the best place to live a thiefy lifestyle. I need a place with more rich people. More people period. I'm thinking SOLITUDE for my perma-home :D So, off I go. In the rain. [img]http://k08.imgup.net/ScreenShote644.jpg[/img] OOH a camp! I wonder what lies within. Methinks I'll check it out. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong here? [img]http://b24.imgup.net/ScreenShote711.jpg[/img] Well. I mean. I found *something.* And at least nothing tried to eat me, that's always a plus. [img]http://j88.imgup.net/ScreenShot7709.jpg[/img] Hey, check out my **sack** huehueh :brow :brow :brow ....of potatoes. POTATOES. WTF did ya'll think I was talking about. [s]dirty minded bastards[/s] [img]http://a76.imgup.net/ScreenShot0a55.jpg[/img] Well, ready to move onto Solitude, just gonna walk through these rolling plains and OMFG WTF IS THAT?!!! A friggin mammoth skull? No. Maybe um. Maybe we should tread carefully here >> [img]http://c57.imgup.net/ScreenShota97d.jpg[/img] And THAT is what you call a NOPE location. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope and NOPE. [img]http://y27.imgup.net/ScreenShot0d0a.jpg[/img] Ah crap, I have crabs. [s]I knew I shouldn't have screwed that dead body a while back[/s] [img]http://v71.imgup.net/ScreenShot8d68.jpg[/img] Really? Why the hell does a crab have a ring? There can be only ONE explanation. It must be married. I wonder...did I kill the husband or wife? And where is its life partner?? I feel kinda sad now. Well, not really but. Respect C to the Rab, much respect. I will probably eat your legs tonight. Just sayin.' [img]http://k42.imgup.net/ScreenShot3108.jpg[/img] Well, I think I found the spouse crab. Better kill it too, or it might secretly follow me and slit out my throat for killing it's loved one. Mmmm. Grilled crab cakes tonight! [img]http://x26.imgup.net/ScreenShot8860.jpg[/img] What's better than a wolf with one arrow to the face? A wolf with TWO arrows to the face!!! [img]http://t70.imgup.net/ScreenShot09d8.jpg[/img] OH GOD. OH MY GOD IS THAT MY BLOOD?!?!! [img]http://z88.imgup.net/ScreenShot7f82.jpg[/img] OOH level up time :D I suppose it was worth bleeding for. For some reason my SS didn't work in my leveling screen so let me tell you what I did. I picked health, and I took the first pickpocket perk, which increases my chances of successfully pick-pocketing by 20%. A successful thief must know how to pick someones pocket, after all. [img]http://p60.imgup.net/ScreenShot1ebc.jpg[/img] I'm just gonna take a shortcut to Solitude and NOPE. Giant arches looking all epic and shit. I have a bad feeling about this. Better be cautious. [img]http://t88.imgup.net/ScreenShotc26f.jpg[/img] I KNEW IT! Not just no, but hellll to the NO. At my level I would get totally rekt by a troll. So, I'm gonna take the LONG way around. Eff this, I'm out. [img]http://e22.imgup.net/ScreenShotcf73.jpg[/img] Just gonna slide down the mountain here and hope I don't slip and fall to my doom [img]http://v14.imgup.net/ScreenShotd345.jpg[/img] Such a nice view! And also a nice reminder that one wrong move and I snap every bone in my body. *In Consuela voice* Noooooo noo. [img]http://b78.imgup.net/ScreenShot68c6.jpg[/img] I ran into a Kahjiit! I may as well start my life of crime now. YOUR GP OR YOUR HP!!!! .....what? It's a line. [s]it doesn't suck *at all*[/s] [img]http://x26.imgup.net/ScreenShot1476.jpg[/img] Yay, I got 3 vials of Skooma from the lil kitty. And, because of one of my mods, I can sell Skooma to people for some GOOD money. Oh yeah. Such a PURRfect deal. Heh. See what I did there? Huehueh [img]http://n47.imgup.net/ScreenShot313e.jpg[/img] This scantily clad lass looks like she might be into Skooma. Hmmm. Outskirts of Solitude. Selling Skooma. I vote YES. [img]http://b70.imgup.net/ScreenShot6ff5.jpg[/img] What the actual f**k?! I can attempt to sell Skooma to a DOG?! What's more, is the dog actually talks! (Screenshot didn't take, what the F**K steam?! STOP NEGATING MY SCREENSHOTS!!!!! >:( I don't know whether to be more concerned that my character can actually attempt to sell Skooma to a dog (he didn't buy it), OR that the dog can actually talk to decline the offer. There's something awfully fishy about all this. [img]http://k87.imgup.net/ScreenShot7442.jpg[/img] Well, I arrived in Solitude just in time to watch an execution. Hmmm. Look at this crowd. *starts to sing* One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just DOESN'T belong..... [img]http://v28.imgup.net/ScreenShotc9fe.jpg[/img] Poor Roggvir. All he wanted was to get aHEAD in life. Ah well. We all knew he was HEADed for trouble anyway. Okay okay, sorry for the crappy puns. I guess this post has finally come to a HEAD. [s]okay I'll stop really[/s] we all know I won't. [img]http://d03.imgup.net/ScreenShot7a0b.jpg[/img]