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Ventrue gave his friend a crazy-eyed stare, not entirely sure what Jack was talking about. [color=aba000]"[i]Drugs?![/i] Do I look like a dabbler in those heinous, criminal substances! How dare you accuse me of such tomfoolery! In fact, from now on, drug use in punishable by death!!"[/color] the Elder roared, slamming his fist down on a table next to him. Like a twig, the unfortunate piece of furniture practically crumpled to splinters. However, Louis' rage was soon overtook by a look of fear. [color=aba000]"Wait, wait... if I do that, then there will be no [i]sex![/i] That's a fate worse than death!"[/color] he quickly rescinded his decree.

[color=aba000]"Quickly, Jack, we must go woo women and enjoy the moment before the moment is gone forever!"[/color] the white haired man cries. He swiftly bends over and whispers into the Prelate's ear. [color=aba000]"By woo women, I really mean [i]'hire some whores'[/i]."[/color] As soon as he says this, the bipolar Elder immediately starts to shake, and a moment of realization crosses through his head. He collapses to his knees, crying. [color=aba000]"NOBODY LOVESSSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEE!"[/color] he whines, his face crumpled into the saddest expression imaginable.  

"[color=aba000]My own brother hates me, and I'm seen as a joke. Nobody takes me seriously! And any woman I get within 5 feet of immediately kills themself. What's wrong with me, Jack?! AM I SO UGLY?"[/color] he moans, taking hold of the boy's face. [color=aba000]"Maybe I should just die. And if I do, you get everything, Jack. [i]EVERYTHING[/i]. Even the time machine."[/color] The eccentric man is slowly spiraling into a pit of despair and hopelessness, a new low for Ventrue.

However, all the crying does seem to make Louis very sleepy. He starts to fall over, flailing on the ground as his mind escapes him.