I fucking love what Donald Trump is doing to politics. I'm not going to vote for him or anything, but I'd totally go to a rally. Would you rather pay $2700 to get a photo with Hil-Dawg or sit in on an epic rant?

The various news agencies are flat-out fucking unprepared for a person rich and ballsy enough that they can't put him in their pocket (and by 'the news agencies,' I guess I really mean 'the people who own them'). It's brilliant to watch.