[quote=@Keyguyperson]
Hey if any of y'all want to have some fun if Trump gets elected, Kalashnikov is opening a factory in Florida and we have a bunch of people in America who have yet to be armed with modern civil war-appropriate weaponry. So, you know if anyone in NC or Virginia is up for some gun running, I'm ready when you are.

[sub]I've got an entire playlist on iTunes specifically set up for this.[/sub]
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Is setting up playlists for the fight going to end up being this civil war's equivalent to families riding down on their buggies to watch Bull Run?

I can't wait until, thirty years from now when the world begins to recover from the Trump Wars, the first books about the conflict are published.

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qIhrB73Uo](mood music)[/url]

"When the call went out to go and fight the Trump, Keyguyperson was one of the first to join up. He packed light, bringing with him an AK-47, a back-pack full of ammunition, the flag his father carried during the Cola Wars, two pairs of shoes just in case he was called for a job interview, and a phone filled with his favorite K-Pop.

He first saw action at Chattanooga, where his battalion was pinned inside of a Jimmy Johns at the Elmswood Mall. Three times, a cavalry brigade of well-armed seniors in mobility scooters charged their position, and all three times Keyguysperson's battalion held their ground. But not all of his belongs survived. A bullet ricocheted off of a french roll and shattered his phone, killing it instantly.

It was the last Keyguyperson would hear K-Pop until the end of the war."