[quote=@Vilageidiotx] Is setting up playlists for the fight going to end up being this civil war's equivalent to families riding down on their buggies to watch Bull Run? I can't wait until, thirty years from now when the world begins to recover from the Trump Wars, the first books about the conflict are published. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qIhrB73Uo](mood music)[/url] "When the call went out to go and fight the Trump, Keyguyperson was one of the first to join up. He packed light, bringing with him an AK-47, a back-pack full of ammunition, the flag his father carried during the Cola Wars, two pairs of shoes just in case he was called for a job interview, and a phone filled with his favorite K-Pop. He first saw action at Chattanooga, where his battalion was pinned inside of a Jimmy Johns at the Elmswood Mall. Three times, a cavalry brigade of well-armed seniors in mobility scooters charged their position, and all three times Keyguysperson's battalion held their ground. But not all of his belongs survived. A bullet ricocheted off of a french roll and shattered his phone, killing it instantly. It was the last Keyguyperson would hear K-Pop until the end of the war." [/quote] So many sacrifices were made that day.