[@Rune_Alchemist] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/RUK31cH.png[/img][/center] Seriously? Another one of these? That flowery nonsense was just supposed to be a compliment, was he actually talking to another god-like being? Was this what people normally felt like when they talked to him? If so Alucard could understand their annoyance. What's more she'd forgotten his name in literally less than five seconds. [color=red]"I am called Alucard. I simply came to see if a radiant being such as yourself could use any aid. Guessing by your... stomach's protests you could use some sustenance. Luckily for you I have just the thing and since you're short on time I'll make this quick!"[/color] In a flurry of movement that Iravis would've recognized, the box was deployed and on it was now a presliced large medium-rare steak with a fork already stuck in it, a cheese pizza still in its box obviously complete with napkins, two bottles of wine, and another Death By Chocolate cake. [color=red]"Bon Appitete, Lady Sorcha?"[/color] he asked as bowed once more and gestured to the food, making the sentence both a welcoming statement and a question. If she was even remotely hungry, which judging by the rumbling she was, she'd be unable to resist such an offer. Though she might just take the food and feel no obligation to him, one had to sow many seeds if you wanted to harvest any fruit.