[quote=@Shorticus]
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Oh, you wanna start a fight, do you, sonny?

Mountain Dew is good. Mountain Dew's Voltage is pretty darned tootin' good. Mountain Dew's Baja Blast is just Heaven in a can.
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I like voltage more than the other mt dews, but it is no doubt the most corn-syrupy thing on the market. It's like drinking melted jolly ranchers. I usually go for those if I am awake a long time, since I don't like coffee and energy drinks are overpriced. But when I am not tired, I look at them and premonitions of diabetes flashed through my brain.

Diet Soda seems weird to me. If you are on a diet, drink water. It tastes better. Diet Soda is the refreshment equivalent of flagellation. You don't need to punish yourself for needing to diet. I have the same opinion about chicken burgers. If you're going to eat and drink healthy, eat good healthy things, not bad facsimiles of unhealthy things.