[quote=@neogreggory]
Alright, so let's begin this in earnest. First, [url=http://imgur.com/wNyXMAU]The Bloodbath[/url] followed with a rather pleasant [url=http://imgur.com/U4ukLpc]First Day[/url] which ends with an amazing [url=http://imgur.com/pi09gGd]First Night[/url]

I fully endorse and encourage people trying to explain what's happening in the Chaos games, what the hell two people were talking about, why person A let person B into their shelter. I believe it adds to the fun.
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HOW THE FUCK DID A FUCKING PONY DEFEAT A FUCKING GUY WITH MAGIC MEANT TO DESTROY DEVILS?!

AND WHAT'S WORSE, SHE DECIDED TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. 

KILL HIM. KILL HIM NOW. NOBODY WANTS TO BE THE GUY THAT WAS DEFEATED BY A FUCKING ORANGE PONY AND WAS LET ALIVE BY THE GOODNESS OF THE FUCKING PONY'S HEART. 

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC AND ALL, BUT THAT'D BE JUST EMBARRASSING. GRAY WOULD KILL HIMSELF AFTER PONDERING ON IT FOR WEEKS.