Granted. The weather becomes perfectly average and never changes. Climates around the world become boring and homogeneous. Tourists across the world curse you for ruining their chances of ever visiting awesome places that no longer exist and whole cultures have a bounty on your head because your wish forced them to change their ways of life irrevocably. Also, the universe apparently think the most normal climate and weather is that of Louisiana, so now the only thing anyone ever gets to eat is shrimp. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had my dream home.