[s]Granted. You are put into an institution and spend the rest of your life studied by mad scientists.
Oh, and Josef Mengele's ghost wants to have sex with your eye sockets to achieve enl-eye-tenement (the puns) or something. :)[/s]

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I wish I had more wishes.
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Granted. Each time you make a wish, a helpless baby animal spontaneously combusts before your eyes!

I wish you didn't have to watch goatbro be dead forever in Undertale and didn't have to feel all the feels.