[quote=@Rusalka]
Granted, but you can never take off your armor and must wear it everywhere, gaining you weird looks from people walking down the street, lawsuits from GWAR and Lordi for stealing their image, and numerous dogs mistaking you for a death metal fire hydrant.

I wish....for nothing!  Absofuckinglutely nothing!
[/quote]

Granted, the nothing comes for you
[img]http://jlcauvin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/the-nothing-from-the-neverending-story.jpg[/img]

I wish for [@Smiral] to pay attention to me desu