[@MelonHead]

It's circular reasoning because every time I answer your arguments, you say I'm wrong and bring up the same points that I've already responded to. 

Now are you drawing forth every little potential complaint that you can imagine to discredit me? Go on then, tell me how my character should be in pieces after having been grazed by the bullets. Wait... Go back and read more closely. I was careful to only describe the damage each round inflicted as it passed near instead of specifying that it was an outright hit, just in case you felt like bringing up how even the shock from a graze can screw Slimy up. The one time a bullet did definitively touch it was when I let you have your way when Slimy was in flight. It lost ribs and a wing, and had its guts poking out.

[b]"Silently the beast ducked, the round passing so close the monster could feel the heat of it on the tips of its ears."

"It was getting clipped left and right. An ear gone in the blink of an eye. 
There goes a patch of skin. A rock dug up from a round smashing into the ground ahead thwacked it on the forehead."

"The rifle round nearly hit its target, opening a small furrow where its left ass cheek would be if it had ass cheeks."[/b]

How's that for foresight? Now if we are done beating around the bush, how about my proposal?