[@Lady Amalthea]
Yeah, that was an excellent find, that theme song. Dragonforce, but set to banjo, steel guitar, and juice harp. Frigging brilliant. The barnyard noises in the last half really pull the whole song together, too. Apologies again to hardcore Dragonforce fans...

But anyway, onward and upward! From 2nd Lieutenant to First, First to Captain, and now the Executive Officer of a whole town. The Zombie Apocalypse has really done wonders for Ash's career. Maybe if we throw in gadflies and a river of blood, he can make Field Marshal before winter comes.