*Sigh*

Right.  Nevamind.  It's so lovely when "that might be okay if you're into that sort of thing" is the best that can be said after something like four pages of discussion.

Whelp, can't be helped, I suppose.  Gunslingers wouldn't know what to do with themselves if everyone who wasn't a gunslinger didn't heap systemic abuse on them at every given opportunity.

ANYWAYS.  [@LeeRoy] - am I starting a thread or what?!