[quote=@Rilla]
Ask [@Melonhead] of the Legend Kill.
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Haha, I almost told this story when I wandered over yesterday.

I'm not sure how legit this is, as Rilla sort of manipulated events and he was the GM, but it's still funny enough to warrant telling. 

It was a simple day out for any fledgling adventurer party, we'd left the city perhaps an hour previous and were walking through a grassy plain holding a single tree. Out of no where, our party of Dwarf, Elf, Thief, Necromancer and others were beset upon by what can only really be described as a huge ferocious ostrich. Being a little unfamiliar with early game encounter logic, and feeling an axe throw wasn't that unbelievable, my Dwarf lobbed an axe into its chest as it ran straight into him. Understandably, it collapsed like a sack of spuds and I prepared to finish the beast off.

Unfortunately, Rilla was not best pleased that we had rekt his solitary chicken with minimal effort or bloody casualties. 

Now, by this time the normal amount of people had dissapeared, A.K.A we had two idle players standing around, a thief and a mage I believe. The mage was to suffer a pretty rough demise, as Rilla had a literal horde of ostrich-chicken-monsters come to slay us. The mage was bitten and ripped apart, but Rilla did not stop there, oh no. He had to punish my upstart Dwarf for the audacity of murdering his chicken, and so with a mighty slam it launched poor Forsoff through the air, head-first into the idle thief player's ass. Needless to say, Forsoff was left dazed and confused as he picked himself up off the floor, only to find the thief had broken his neck on the tree branch and was now dead.

tl:dr giant chicken throws Dwarf headfirst into thief's ass, thief subsequently flies into branch and breaks neck, laughs were had, chickens were eaten, good times.