[quote=@Dervish]
Originally Monday. Then Wednesday. Then confirmed Friday, then they ninja'd in a fucking colonoscopy, then they wouldn't let me go after like they said, now it MAY be tomorrow, but chuckledick the doctor I never met says it may be Monday. I am beyond pissed. Three. Fucking. Weeks.
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Attempts to make Dervish feel better with series of hugging images and buries him until affection to cure all his issues. 

[img]http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201204/sloth-hugs-plush-toy-big.jpg[/img]
[img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3597982/puppy-hugs-dog-o.gif[/img]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzsgl6z0qJ1rpa1bvo1_500.jpg[/img]
[img]http://blog.mysanantonio.com/williamhcraig/files/legacy/kitten%20and%20puppy%20hug.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ee/ee909b28cfdd1a5477d7c49293222dcfba8fc600099ec9d679e5dc623adc2978.jpg[/img]

About the most generous dog I have ever seen---V
[img]https://anucockapoo.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/82b4ed5acb869d6e750275f0c7936785.jpg[/img]