Stupid activity time! Sum up the Mass Effect games and DLC in a single sentence.

This has been brought to you by my inability to go the fuck to sleep.

Leviathan DLC: "Oh gross, the humans are touching my ball."

Omega DLC: The story of one woman's quest to overturn an eviction notice.

Citadel DLC: Nostalgia, like partying, will make you forget the awful hangover to come.

Overlord DLC: Trying to talk to appliances will only end in tears.

Firewalker DLC: "Son, what the hell did you do to my car?!"

Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC: Help your friend get rid of a creepy stalker and steal his shit.

Bring Down the Sky DLC: With Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck unavailable, save a planet from playing cosmic billiards.