[@MelonHead]

I didn't fix a mistake, I made clear an assumption. Your interpretation conflicts with the action my character carried out, as it hadn't struck anything or met an obstacle worth mentioning. 

Your idea of relevant and irrelevant correlates to how useful something is to you from an O.O.C'ly standpoint. Anything that has the potential to be abused, you'll find a way to do it. I'd stake money on Slimy being able to pass over that pauldron without bumping into it, because its entire fighting style is literally the element of surprise. It's been a master of stealth for nearly two-thousand years, and when I decide to do what Higan did with the hundreds of stumps that were ignored, you pitch a fit.