[quote=@VATROU]
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But how does it know? I could be both perverted and.. What's the opposite of not perverted. Straight laced? Uuh what ever. If I'm both inside the box how can it tell. It's the Schrödinger's cat, a Paradox really. Thus if I'm both at once while I'm in the box I can easily open it from the inside. Because. SCIENCE!! 
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It doesn't, so by default, it assumes everything (straight laced included) you do is perverted. :p So you're not going to be able to get out of that box unless Ded or I, or another trustworthy person, lets you out! SO HAH!