[quote=@Fallenreaper]
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It doesn't, so by default, it assumes everything (straight laced included) you do is perverted. :p So you're not going to be able to get out of that box unless Ded or I, or another trustworthy person, lets you out! SO HAH! 
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But how do you know I'm even in the Box? You don't. Not until you open it. Schrödinger's cat saves the day.