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[@Doc Doctor]

Y'know, Doc, the Pater reminds me of Dodgeman from RS. Incredibly flexible, damn good at letting reflexes and contortionism carry its way through fights, and pisses off everybody he fights because hitting him is like pissing in to a shot glass taped to a cheetahs back in full sprint while riding on the back of a chevy with bad shocks on a pothole-riddled back alley on a unicycle blindfolded. With no urine. Once I make it back here, I'll see about doing a brawl with you. You're currently the best fighter here (knew you'd make it buddy), so let's see if I can keep up on forums, not just in-game.
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I knew I would too, just like how I know we'll soon meet at the top. I must say though, it took more effort OOC'ly than IC'ly.



[@MelonHead]

Hey now, don't get ahead of yourself. If you make me look too bad and lose, it'll look all the worse on ya. Regardless, glad you can look forward to a potential victory against a stone age boogeybeast quantifiably dozens of times weaker than your own character.

Perhaps when we fight on more even ground during the Black Mountain Tournament, you without an absolute defence and me with a character that can actually fight aggressively, thou mayest find even more merriment in analysing my limitations. I hear that the best vantage point to initiate said analysis is upside-down, with the cranium tombstoned through several inches of firm peat.