[quote=@Bounce]
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Let me fix that for you.

The Spider-Man of my childhood (and thus the only one that matters...)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjgaf1sNz8E[/youtube]

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Oh you poor poor [s]old[/s] bastard.

I feel so sorry for you.