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As Shinobu marched up the stairs, a familiar and unpleasant weight suddenly dropped on her head once more, almost causing her to stumble back, fall, and break her neck. Recovering her stance, she shot an annoyed glare up at Dana, before a sense of vertigo suddenly overtook her. One moment ago, she was looking upwards at the new school she was to attend. One moment afterwards, the girl was looking at two ginormous mounds of fat, placed upon the chest of someone that towered over her and Dana, even with their heights combined.

Taking a step back in surprise, Shinobu was about to simply turn and walk away, when the shark-toothed girl suddenly wrapped around an arm around her, pulling the two midgets together like conjoined fraternal twins.

[b]“Hanh?”[/b] The girl’s large eyes narrowed. [b]“When did we become friends? And stop dragging me along with this bullshit, Dana. I have [i]places[/i] to be.”[/b]

With that, the petite girl held her breath, closed her eyes, and phased through Dana, before heading away. Maybe she wasn’t alone in this academy after all, but holy shit, it was even more infuriating, knowing that the only company she DID have was this goddamn overpowered midget troll.

Shinobu could swear that Saita was laughing at her as she ascended once more.
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Akatsuki Academy’s main hall was as daunting as she had imagined, and Shinobu fought against her instinct to shrink into the background as Reiko continued to make her speech, appearing as if she was playing the good cop bad cop routine all by herself. It almost made the little girl smile, before she realized that, no, she should be keeping a serious, straight face. Ultimately, she was rather glad that the teachers would be assigning students in teams, instead of allowing students to choose themselves. God knows how terrible it’d be if she was the last pick, the scrawny one in a litter of failures that no one wanted on their team.

Or an even more tragic scenario, in which Dana picks her off the side of the road, and Shinobu would actually have to somehow WORK alongside that irritating midget. She shivered at the thought, before cringing even more when, suddenly, the Instructor grabbed one of the loud-mouthed students by the balls and [i]crushed[/i] it. Though Shinobu didn’t have balls of her own, she could feel her crotch instinctively tighten, as the unfortunate student sorta just keeled over.

Ouch. It didn’t actually break, did it? Cause if it did, wouldn’t that be really bad for the Instructor as well?

After that particularly…uncomfortable incident, as well as the groan-worthy and totally inappropriate puns that spewed like sewage from the red-haired demonness’s mouth afterwards, Shinobu finally got more information that she could chew on. Doing the best to commit the directions to memory, she didn’t spare a single thought on who occupied the highest floors, instead deciding to think positively. If she was on the bottom floor it’d be much easier to get out of the dorms in the morning, right? So it was a good thing that she was trash, right?

Right!

…

Fuck, she was pathetic.

Well, for the time being, Shinobu received her guidebook, map, and badge, before heading off towards the cafeteria. She was hungry, after all, and now that the sugar had completely worn off, she really needed coffee and meat. Her team can wait. It’s not like they’re going anywhere, after all.

With that, she marched off, ready to fill her mouth with whatever meals were provided by the Academy.