[i]Suddenly, with a deep, unpleasant [i]crack[/i], the door erupted off its hinges, blasting splinters and split chunks of wood into the air. The silence that filled the room was punctured only slightly by the tinkle of a screw hitting the floor and rolling gently. There in the doorway stood Sol, still clearly hungover from the ball, judging by the pallor to his face and the prickly dusting of hairs across his unshaved chin. He was still wearing the best part of his suit, which was sopping wet. A wide, if frail, grin, was plastered across his mouth, even as his shivering body quivered where it stood. "Did somebody say karaoke?"[/i] [center][h3][s]Jigwins[/s][/h3][/center] [center][h2][color=ed1c24]Solwins[/color][/h2][/center] [hr] This is the most resilient fucking group and I fucking love you fucking fucks for it. You fuckers. :P Here's the skinny: we have options. [indent]1) We limp along and hope I can get my shit together at a time that coincides with all of your shit not having fallen apart and see if we can keep this going. If this is what we'd like to do... I believe it's Cops' post. :P[/indent] or the frankly better one [indent]2) We call Wolf Manor an awesome experience, and move onto the next Murder Manor with whoever would like to join and under the capable GMship of somebody who actually has the headspace for that. It means that I have to commit less, because I would be playing and not running the game, somebody else gets to bring a fresh perspective to this quirky kinda game, and it's actually a guaranteed way of finding out what was behind mysteries such as "Lena's surprise grudge against Jonas", "The secret of the maybe-missing paintings", and "Why the fuck Jig kept bringing up the fucking Handyschüssel". Other mysteries include whether or not there were indeed were-gators in the lake and what on earth was howling in the woods? In my ideal world, somebody would simply volunteer (I believe Ging was interested for the last reboot?) and the rest of us would pack up our old kit bags, hire a van, and all jump into a new thread together.[/indent] If anybody does wanna poke their head above the parapet (and I'd be nine billion per cent behind them if they did), check out the GM starter-pack below. If they can let me know ASAP if they wanna do it, it means I'll have ample time to start generating nicknames for [i]you[/i], this time. Either way, if you don't have my email but want it for any reason, send me a PM or, if I don't respond because I've floated off again, I know at least Flavs has it, so ask her. [hider=Potential GM Starter-Pack] [img]http://images.natureworldnews.com/data/images/full/6714/forest-fire.jpg[/img] [indent]Inspirational photo of a forest fire, captioned: "By burning all the old, unhealthy shit, we get nice new trees."[/indent] [u]Some Recommended Titles:[/u] ones you may wish to consider for your game [list][*] Worf Manor: Same thing as Wolf, but on the Starship Enterprise. [*] Golf Manor: Set on a country estate in America, replete with golf-puns. At least one character dies choking on a tee. [*] Rolf Manor: This is a particularly dark version: the killer is a well-known artist who turns out to be a sex-offender. [*] Wilf Manor: Genre shift. Characters are stalked by imaginary canines.[/list] NB: Heffner already has the rights to MILF Manor. [u]Link-Pack:[/u] some useful links to make life easier www.docs.google.com www.docs.google.com www.docs.google.com www.docs.google.com www.docs.google.com [u]Coding Pack:[/u] coding and formatting can make all of the difference [noparse][center][h1]wins[/h1][/center][/noparse] [noparse][right][sup]#wins2016 # # # # #[/sup][/right][/noparse] [noparse][img]http://caggagecomic.com/comics/2012-01-27-jigglypuff.jpg[/img][/noparse] [noparse][hider=Deceitful Name][/hider][/noparse] [b]NB:[/b] Bonus points if you even got the super-niche British joke in here. Double-bonus points if you still haven't learned not to bother clicking on my spoilers if you want to find anything worthwhile.[/hider] By the way, it is a condition of any subsequent Murder Manor games that an awkward piece of manmeat called Felix be present. I'm pretty sure Ging wouldn't come back otherwise.