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[color=crimson][sub]"[b]On His Demon Head's Secret Service[/b]" // Part 09 // [ [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahLbQWAWYoc]Dami's iPod[/url] ] // [@GreenGrenade][/sub][/color][/center]

[color=crimson][b]N E W   Y O R K[/b][/color]

[i]“Yes, it’s Spider-Man. It’s not my fault that I have dwarfism, and..."[/i]

The boy's head jerked back, the skepticism transformed quickly into pure disbelief. What was it with Americans and pretending to be offended?

[i]"Seriously, who’d you learn from, Chuck Norris?”[/i]

[color=crimson]"Jean-Claude van [b]fuck off[/b],"[/color] the child tossed back in answer, without so much at batting an eye. He'd just looked Damian in the eye and lied to him. Or, at least, Damian [i]thought[/i] that he'd looked him in the eye and lied to him. With the mask, it made the whole eye contact thing hard to discern. 

Either way, the gloves were off.

[color=crimson]"Seriously, you're lying from behind a mask... and [i]my[/i] attitude is the problem?"[/color] the child snapped, his posture tense as he seemed wavering between the choice to just end the conversation and walk away... or punch Spider-Boy in the face. 

Currently, the jury was out on just which of those he was more inclined toward. 

All this, because he'd stopped a lady from getting mugged? [color=crimson]"Three syllable words though. Impressive, for an American."[/color] the boy offered mockingly. The anger from earlier in the day was starting to come back, giving some heat to his blood as the boy's mind began entertaining the thought of testing for himself just what this Spider-Boy was capable of.

Of which, convincing bullshit was not one of his super powers. [color=crimson]"First of all, you're too tall for dwarfism. Second of all, your proportions are normal,"[/color] Damian noted caustically, firing off the two observations one after the other.[color=crimson]"Pro Tip: Next time, just say you're eighteen with a glandular problem. [i]That[/i] might be believable."[/color]