[quote=@Awson]
That's merely an imperfect treatment of a much greater problem.

I don't want my shake experience to include lapping up stray streams of cream like a goddamn mutt at the dinner table!
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HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?