[quote=@BrobyDDark]
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I'll have you know I am the hardcorest badass irl. Sometimes, people will thank me, and I don't even say "You're welcome" that's how hardcore I am.
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I am... I am in awe of you, sensei. Tell me, please, bequeath unto your padawan the knowledge of how to attain such a laudable measure of hardcoreness? How can I be like you?

Teach me and I swear upon the stars above I will an epic in your honor the likes of which may rival Kanye West's poetic masterpieces!