[quote=@Shorticus]
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I am... I am in awe of you, sensei. Tell me, please, bequeath unto your padawan the knowledge of how to attain such a laudable measure of hardcoreness? How can I be like you?

Teach me and I swear upon the stars above I will an epic in your honor the likes of which may rival Kanye West's poetic masterpieces!
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First, don't call yourself a fucking padawan, nerd.