Bernie sanders.

Bernie sanders.

@Vilageidiotx
That's a relief. Now, if the media could just stop misinforming the people....

You wanna know what makes me annoyed?

WHEN PEOPLE PARK OVER THE DAMN LINE

STAY IN ONE PARKING SPOT YOU STUPID FOP

Gaylord Hotel & Resort, National Harbor, Maryland, USA
Top Floor, club scene
Friday 23:00
21+ years only

There was a Cervantes (Soul Calibur), Super Saiyan Goku (Dragonball Z), and a Cloud Strife (Advent Children) all dance battling! Shit was hype, and I remember screaming at the top of my lungs.

CON REGRETS.

People without a sense of humor.



@Princess Sakura
@ClocktowerEchos

Just storing this away here. It's not the funniest of rants, unless you count how petty a concern it is. [+]

Goddammit. I just learned that my 4th or 5th favorite song from the 70s has been revived like twice, and both revivals have been completely piss-poor.

I mean, the first re-doage was kind of alright, it certainly had potential, but the music at parts overpowered the vocals so bad that it left me less feeling like I was listening to a great song and more strugglig to hear what the fuck he was saying. they didn't seem to have any sense of timing about it, like maybe this loud noise would drown out some of the music if we put it at the same fucking volume as his voice. Turns out, I wouldn't have wanted to listen anyway because they changed the lyrics into some over-encouraging disney bullshit. I mean, sure the first version probably isn't very overwhelmingly "PC" by today's standards, since stereotypes are mentioned, but they were at least attempting to tell a goddamn story. A story about Kung Fu movies, kind of like the one this song was invoked and rebooted for... Here, no attempt was made to tell a story, presumably because they already had one, and thus they decided it should be all about how you're a special snowflake and you should do your goddamn homework. Buuuuulllllll-shit. They should've at least retold the story in the panda movie instead. Not everyone wants to listen to your disgusting Disney-fied cocksnot. Still, though, if it had one thing going for it, it was Cee Lo Green and Jack Black singing the same song.

The third rehash, though?... Ungodly! An abomination! Everything that was wrong with the first rewrite and then some. If you put it on a cd and slid it across your lawn, the grass would die underneath it. It would also turn invisible, because I doubt even visible light itself would want to be associated with that trash. They just hired a discount Skrillex to make the background beeps and honks and then made a discount 1D sing the words, even more disgustingly saccharine than the last fucking time, but this time it's worse because you can feel the eldritch ooze of 50-year-old boardroom members struggling to make the association 'hip' and 'relevant'. God, I feel hurl-ey!

It... It just seems like this should be more of an outrage than it probably is.

Monstergirls are cancer

<Snipped quote by Jerkchicken>

Could be worse.

Could have been furries or wooden chair fetishists.

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Don't you DARE talk shit about my wooden chairs!

<Snipped quote by Rain>

AH HAH!

SO YOU ARE PART OF RPG'S WOODEN CHAIR FETISHISTS ANONYOMOUS COMMUNITY!

You must be the one behind the continued assault of spam bot advertising wooden furniture with out rest!

Give up now, thou hath been caught!