[quote=@Mortarion]
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Sure, why not, you have certainly piqued my interest (I think piqued is the right word? I could be wrong)
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Yes, "piqued" is correct. I'll PM the theory to you, since it doesn't currently seem like anyone else is interested in hearing it, but if more people start getting interested, I'll put it up in the thread.