An infinitely large, sprawling McDonald's playplace?

Dude. [i]I'd rock the shit out of that place.[/i] It'd be like an amusement park with no other riders, where everything's free, except it's got no dumb scary rides and comes loaded with BIG BALLS OF BOUNCE HOLY FUCK THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

Dude. [i]Dude.[/i] You can't tell me that you've never, ever, as an adult, wanted to run into the kiddy area of a McDonald's, shove the little four year olds to the side, and scream "WITNESS MEEEEE" at the top of your lungs before leaping into a pile of balls.