[@VitaVitaAR]: Was HOPING we'd get a straight man (woman! Sorry, straight woman!) sooner or later.
Nobility, though... Hoo boy, it's time for this sheltered little girl to find out how crazy this world can REALLY get!

Accepted.

By the way, for all you people stalking this place right now: DON'T WORRY. I won't close sign-ups.