[quote=@Fallenreaper]
<Snipped quote by Hellis>

My friend Jasperoo, off another site, would be so proud of me for such an act because she literally hates the color, fruit and anything associated with that. 
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You should just taunt them all the time, and be like "HEY LOOK WHAT I'M SNACKING ON!" [url]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/CheetosCrop.jpg[/url] "I want this car, sooo bad" [url]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Dodge_Challenger_SRT8_va_orange-f.jpg[/url]

[quote=@Hellis]
I'll make sure to keep the boat afload cap'n! I won't promise we avoid scurvy though. Fallen tossed all the oranges overboard.
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I was wondering where the oranges went. Alas, looks like we'll have to switch to grapeshot, then.