Hey, fellow new guy with you here. Maybe if you and I both appease the site dwellers with enough self depreciating gags they won't descend upon for their dinner. A novel writing marital artist could probably handle herself against any flock of internet denizen, right. 

I'd say someone like you must have a story or two to tell but that would be blatant with you having a short few published already. So, kris, kai. Any chance you can drop some of the names of your stuff on us or is all this all an insidious plot to have me thinking of you every time I read something new?