Well, I guess the immortality helps but I could hold off a bit of a flock, as long as there is enough people to throw as fodder... hm, I mean, of course not, I should be begging not to be eaten, though I'm sure I'm quite delicious. 

A story or two is a little bit of an understatement, I might get a few non-fiction pieces out soon, but those are more delicate than straight up races killing each other. And quite frankly, it's just an insidious plot to have you thinking of me every time you read something new, I'm sure eventually you will stumble upon the right thing! Besides, I'm still fighting over the fact that I dislike what I have published. Ha... it's a constant battle. 

I see from your post you suffered from a chocolate addiction too, it's okay. It gets the best of us. Myself included. Though, I had no intention of shaking the addiction.. I dunno' about you.

I'm sure joining this forum is a great step in practicing your leisure writing. If you want to work on something sometime, maybe our interests will align.