Granted. Your title is King of the Universe. However, like the English monarchy, you are merely a figurehead, while a bunch of other guys are actually running everything. You have no power whatsoever, and eventually you are nearly forgotten after a few years until someone reminds everyone of "That guy who was known as the King of the Universe."

I wish the real world was like Grand Theft Auto 5 [i](Oh... wait...)[/i]