=====> POOF! you are magically someone else

 Deep in a dark underground tunnel a young lady troll diligently mines her way along with a sizable drill aperies. Who is this industrious troll?

=====> [Stanknasty Mudguzzeler]

HEY! you cut that out! She is the absolute eldest of this particular group of friends, enemies, frienamies and otherwise loose acquaintances and is far to mature for such as infantile gag. 

=====> Leshas Muvaar

That's more like it.
Your name is LESHAS MUVAAR and you are an all around DORK. You dabble in many various nerdy areas, though not nearly as deep in that muck as some of your other cohorts. You are quite found of LIGHT HEARTED TOM FOOLERY, to the point where some people consider you UNATURALLY CHEERFUL. But given your mutation you are quite used to being considered unnatural.  Unlike much of your race you live in a SUBTERANIAN HIVE where you spend a great deal of your time happily MINING AND EXCOVATING, mostly to pass time but you do enjoy finding precious STONES, GEMS, METALS, CRYSTALS or whatever you are lucky enough to come across. This has lead to you to become quite the AMATURE JEWLER. Your GEOKENTIC abilities, which include a moderate amount of ferrokenticesim,  making the mining and manufacture  of such things quite natural to you. Why do you live under ground? Well the sun is dangerous to like...99 percent of trolls but, even the amount of light that is normal for other trolls would UTTERLY BLIND YOU, due to your NIGHT EYES. So yeah, underground is the place to be, though you do a have specialized safety eye wear for whenever you venture out to chill with a pal. 

=====> You mentioned you are mining is it currently pleasure or Business?

Oh, er well, hmmm. You see, its a certain trolls wriggling day today, and you've been busy all the past few days trying to find the perfect thing to give them on this auspicious occasion. Just so happens the cutie likes to collect rocks. So you've been mining for something extra special to give them.

=====> Oh, cutie are they? Is someone harboring some flush feelings?

WHAT! HEY NOW! THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUIS-yes. Yes you are. You tend to be about as subtle as an earthquake so It's kind of painfully obvious to everyone you think. Well, everyone except the one you are feeling flush for. Figures, right? Rumor has it he has more pale thoughts towards you actually. 

=====> Speaking of Pale, your mobile is buzzing you.
 
Ah, tis your Moirail. She put down your drill and stares contemplatively at your mobile com device for a moment. Things have been...tense lately with your long time pale-pal. You are honestly starting to question if your Morailship is still functioning at all. You are honestly not great at such conflicts, so you've sort have been avoiding them. Which is unfair to both of you, you suppose. You should probably answer them...After digging a bit more...yeah...

=====> fine, keep digging you pansy

You will, thank you very much! You've collected quite a few unique and lovely stones for your crush so far, but you are still uniting for a crowning jewel so to speak.  Lot a rocks in the sea...well, the ground. Though you suppose there are a lot of rocks at the bottom of the sea floor as well. Besides the point, you have a nice little bag of rocks just waiting to be logged in your Sylladex, along with your case of extra drill bits and 3 busted drill bits, and a few crystal snacks for your mineral munching mole father, who is likely out digging some hella great tunnels as we speak. He's one tireless digger...yep...


=====> wow this is some really pathetic stalling

OKAY OKAY FINE. You'll pester your dang Moirail. Jeez. 

=====> See was that so hard

No I guess not. Sorry about all that mess, it just that things have been getting rough between the two of you. They have become more and more...well, let's say 'aggressive' about their beliefs and violence.  You're not sure you are able to keep them in check anymore, at which point how much of a moirail are you really? -sigh- friendship is hard sometimes...
 
=====> Wow, for the cheery one your being a downer, let's be someone else