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Why do I have the feeling he'd make for an excellent teacher tho?

Just imagine his classes for a second and smile at how amazing they'd be.

Then cry because you realized that none of your classes are/can/will ever be as awesome ;-;
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I've got more.

"So. She broke your heart huh? I know just the thing for that. Five of your friends. A dark alley. [i]And crowbars[/i]."